A young blonde was on vacation and driving through the Everglades.

She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst

way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors

were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the “no haggle on prices”

Attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, “Well then, maybe

I’ll just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of

shoes for free!”

The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, “Little lady, just go

And give it a try!” The blonde headed out toward the swamps, determined

to catch an alligator.

Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he pulls over to

the side of the levee where he spots that same young woman standing

waist deep in the murky bayou water, shotgun in hand.

Just then, he spots a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her.

With lightning speed, she takes aim, kills the creature and hauls it

onto the slimy bank of the swamp. Lying nearby were 7 more of the dead

creatures, all lying on their backs.

The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement. The

Blonde struggled and flipped the gator onto its back. Rolling her eyes

heaven-ward and screaming in great frustration, she shouts out.

“SHIT… This one’s barefoot too!”


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