A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
“What’s up?” the shocked guy asks the wife. “I’m… I don’t know. May be I’m having a heart attack,” cries the woman.
He rushes to the sitting room and grabs the phone to call a doctor. But just as he is dialing, his four year old son comes up and says:
“Daddy! Uncle Ted is hiding in your wardrobe and he is naked!”
The guy slams the phone down and storms past his screaming wife and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor.
“You bastard,” says the husband, “My wife is having a heart attack and you are running around naked scaring the kids!”
From Siahyonkron Nyanseor’s Archive