A man and his wife had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports car so she could zip through traffic around town.  He would have settled on a used truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range. “Look!” she said. “I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less and my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me!” For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.  Assault charges are pending.

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