A Japanese doctor says,
“Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney
out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.”
A German doctor says,
“That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another,
and have him looking for work in four weeks.”
A British doctor says,
“In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half of a heart
out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.”
A Texas doctor not to be outdone says,
“You guys are way behind. We took a man with no brains out of Texas; put him in the White House and now half the country is looking for work.”
From Siahyonkron Nyanseor’s Archive
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