A  Japanese doctor says,
“Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney
out of one man,   put it in another,  and have him looking for work in six weeks.”
A German doctor says,

“That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another,
and have him looking for work in four weeks.”

A British doctor says,

“In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half of a heart
out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.”

A Texas doctor not to be outdone says,

“You guys are way behind.  We took a man with no brains out of Texas; put him in the White House and now half the country is looking for work.”

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